{"id":2487,"date":"2010-11-04T18:10:27","date_gmt":"2010-11-04T22:10:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=2487"},"modified":"2010-11-04T18:10:27","modified_gmt":"2010-11-04T22:10:27","slug":"to-write-and-speak-properly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=2487","title":{"rendered":"To Write and Speak Properly&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.<\/p>\n<p>And don&#8217;t start a sentence with a conjunction.<\/p>\n<p>It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.<\/p>\n<p>Avoid clich\u00e9s like the plague (they&#8217;re old hat).<\/p>\n<p>Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.<\/p>\n<p>Be more or less specific.<\/p>\n<p>Remarks in parentheses\u00a0 (however relevant) are (usually) (but not always) unnecessary.<\/p>\n<p>Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.<\/p>\n<p>No sentence fragments.<\/p>\n<p>Contractions aren&#8217;t necessary and shouldn&#8217;t be used.<\/p>\n<p>Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.<\/p>\n<p>Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it&#8217;s highly superfluous.<\/p>\n<p>One should NEVER generalize.<\/p>\n<p>Comparisons are as bad as clich\u00e9s.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t use no double negatives.<\/p>\n<p>Eschew ampersands &amp; abbreviations, etc.<\/p>\n<p>One-word sentences? Eliminate.<\/p>\n<p>Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.<\/p>\n<p>The passive voice is to be ignored.<\/p>\n<p>Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas.<\/p>\n<p>Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.<\/p>\n<p>Kill all exclamation points!!!<\/p>\n<p>Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.<\/p>\n<p>Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earth shaking ideas.<\/p>\n<p>Use the apostrophe in it&#8217;s proper place and omit it when its not needed.<\/p>\n<p>Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, &#8220;I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.&#8221; \u00a0\u00a0 ++<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve heard it once, you&#8217;ve heard it a thousand times: Resist hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly.<\/p>\n<p>Puns are for children, not groan readers. \u00a0\u00a0 ++<\/p>\n<p>Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.<\/p>\n<p>Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.<\/p>\n<p>Who needs rhetorical questions? \u00a0\u00a0 ++<\/p>\n<p>Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. And don&#8217;t start a sentence with a conjunction. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. Avoid clich\u00e9s like the plague (they&#8217;re old hat). Also, always avoid annoying alliteration. Be more or less specific. Remarks in parentheses\u00a0 (however relevant) are (usually) (but not always) unnecessary. Also too, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2487"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2488,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487\/revisions\/2488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}