Each of these possible mergers could bless our language, if not our economy:<\/p>\n
If Crabtree & Evelyn merged with Apple Computer, they could become Crab Apple.<\/p>\n
If the three companies Denison Mines, \u00a0Alliance, and Metal Mining merged, they would become Mine, All Mine<\/p>\n
How about Fairchild Electronics with Honeywell Computer: \u00a0Fairwell Honeychild?<\/p>\n
And FedEx with UPS yields FedUP!<\/p>\n
Grey Poupon with Docker Pants gives us Poupon Pants.<\/p>\n
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace could combine to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.<\/p>\n
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil meger would get Honey, I’m Home<\/p>\n
John Deere with Abitibi-Price becomes Deere Abi.<\/p>\n
Knott’s Berry Farm with National Organization of Women becomes (ready?) Knott NOW.<\/p>\n
Polygraph Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers become Poly-Warner-Cracker<\/p>\n
And the combination of Swissair with Cheseborough-Ponds would yield Swisscheese<\/p>\n
3M with Goodyear = mmmGood<\/p>\n
3M, JC Penney, and Canadian Opera Company gets \u00a0you a 3 Penney Opera<\/p>\n
Victoria’s Secret with Smith & Wesson (gotta love this!) Titty Titty Bang Bang<\/p>\n
Yahoo with Netscape equals Net’n’Yahoo<\/p>\n
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining could combine to become Zip Audi Do Da (work on it a little).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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