{"id":2079,"date":"2010-11-01T19:51:30","date_gmt":"2010-11-01T23:51:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=2079"},"modified":"2010-11-01T19:51:30","modified_gmt":"2010-11-01T23:51:30","slug":"2079","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=2079","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Patient:\u00a0 Doc, you have to help me. Some days I think I&#8217;m Mickey Mouse, some days I think I&#8217;m Donald Duck.<\/p>\n<p>Doctor: \u00a0How long have you had these Disney spells? ~ Anonymouse<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Patient:\u00a0 Doc, you have to help me. Some days I think I&#8217;m Mickey Mouse, some days I think I&#8217;m Donald Duck. Doctor: \u00a0How long have you had these Disney spells? ~ Anonymouse<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2079"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2079"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2080,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2079\/revisions\/2080"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}