{"id":19376,"date":"2017-02-15T16:54:49","date_gmt":"2017-02-15T21:54:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=19376"},"modified":"2017-02-15T16:54:49","modified_gmt":"2017-02-15T21:54:49","slug":"to-change-lightbulb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=19376","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;to change  lightbulb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q: How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?<\/p>\n<p>A: One-third less than for a regular bulb.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?<\/p>\n<p>A: Two: One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a suprising twist at the end.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?<\/p>\n<p>A: One.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?<\/p>\n<p>A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a lightbulb?<\/p>\n<p>A: Change?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? A: One-third less than for a regular bulb. Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a suprising twist at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19376"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19376"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19377,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19376\/revisions\/19377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}