{"id":19358,"date":"2017-02-15T16:45:42","date_gmt":"2017-02-15T21:45:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=19358"},"modified":"2017-02-15T16:45:42","modified_gmt":"2017-02-15T21:45:42","slug":"19358","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=19358","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?<\/p>\n<p>A. Single women come home, see what&#8217;s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what&#8217;s in bed, and then go to the fridge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A. Single women come home, see what&#8217;s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what&#8217;s in bed, and then go to the fridge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19358"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19358"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19359,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19358\/revisions\/19359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}