{"id":19130,"date":"2014-06-22T21:31:01","date_gmt":"2014-06-23T01:31:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=19130"},"modified":"2014-06-22T21:32:12","modified_gmt":"2014-06-23T01:32:12","slug":"30-ways-to-deal-with-stress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=19130","title":{"rendered":"30 Ways To Deal With Stress"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.<\/span><\/p>\n

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2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.<\/p>\n

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3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.<\/p>\n

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4. When someone says “have a nice day”, tell them you have other plans.<\/p>\n

5. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.<\/p>\n

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6. Dance naked in front of your pets.<\/p>\n

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7. Put your toddler’s clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.<\/p>\n

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8. Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.<\/p>\n

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9. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.<\/p>\n

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10. Leaf through “National Geographic” and draw underwear on the natives.<\/p>\n

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11. Tattoo “Out to Lunch” on your forehead.<\/p>\n

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12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.<\/p>\n

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13. Buy a subscription to “Sleazoid Weekly” and send it to your boss’s wife.<\/p>\n

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14. Pay your electric bill in pennies.<\/p>\n

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15. Drive to work in reverse.<\/p>\n

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16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.<\/p>\n

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17. Tell you boss to “blow it out your mule” and let him figure it out.<\/p>\n

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18. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.<\/p>\n

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19. Polish your car with earwax.<\/p>\n

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20. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.<\/p>\n

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21. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.<\/p>\n

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22. Braid the hairs in each nostril.<\/p>\n

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23. Write a short story using alphabet soup.<\/p>\n

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24. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they’re in jail.<\/p>\n

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25. Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.<\/p>\n

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26. Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.<\/p>\n

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27. Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.<\/p>\n

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28. Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.<\/p>\n

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29. Buy a box of condoms. Ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are, and ask for help.<\/p>\n

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30. Do your assignments in binary code.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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