{"id":18847,"date":"2014-02-10T20:17:05","date_gmt":"2014-02-11T01:17:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=18847"},"modified":"2014-02-10T20:17:05","modified_gmt":"2014-02-11T01:17:05","slug":"are-we-drunk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=18847","title":{"rendered":"Are We Drunk?"},"content":{"rendered":"

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
\n“Indubitably”
\n“Innovative”
\n“Preliminary”
\n“Proliferation”
\n“Cinnamon”<\/p>\n

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
\n“Specificity”
\n“British Constitution”
\n“Passive-aggressive disorder”
\n“Loquacious Transubstantiate”<\/p>\n

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
\n“Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.”
\n“Nope, no more booze for me.”
\n“Sorry, but you’re not really my type.”
\n“Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight.”
\n“Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: “Indubitably” “Innovative” “Preliminary” “Proliferation” “Cinnamon” THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: “Specificity” “British Constitution” “Passive-aggressive disorder” “Loquacious Transubstantiate” THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: “Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.” “Nope, no more booze for me.” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18847"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18847"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18847\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18848,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18847\/revisions\/18848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}