{"id":18487,"date":"2013-07-22T20:35:03","date_gmt":"2013-07-23T00:35:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=18487"},"modified":"2013-07-22T20:35:03","modified_gmt":"2013-07-23T00:35:03","slug":"immortality-and-wishes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=18487","title":{"rendered":"Immortality and Wishes"},"content":{"rendered":"

I met a fairy today and she said she would grant me one wish.<\/p>\n

“I want to live forever,” I said.<\/p>\n

“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”<\/p>\n

“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!”<\/p>\n

“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I met a fairy today and she said she would grant me one wish. “I want to live forever,” I said. “Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!” “Fine,” I said, “then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!” “You crafty bastard,” said the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18487"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18487"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18488,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18487\/revisions\/18488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}