Q:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?<\/p>\n
A: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Ruthless.<\/p>\n
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Q:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 What do they call pastors in Germany?<\/p>\n
A: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 German Shepherds.<\/p>\n
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Q:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?<\/p>\n
A:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Noah.\u00a0 He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 ++<\/p>\n
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Q:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?<\/p>\n
A:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pharaoh’s daughter.\u00a0 She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.<\/p>\n
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Q:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?<\/p>\n
A:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.\u00a0 David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.\u00a0 Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.<\/p>\n
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Q:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?<\/p>\n
A:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Samson.\u00a0 He brought the house down.<\/p>\n
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Q:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?<\/p>\n
A:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Your mother ate us out of house and home.<\/p>\n
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Q:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?<\/p>\n
A:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Moses.\u00a0 He broke all 10 commandments at once.<\/p>\n
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Q:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?<\/p>\n
A:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.<\/p>\n
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Q:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?<\/p>\n
A:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 David – He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.<\/p>\n
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Q:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Which Bible character had no parents?<\/p>\n
A:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Joshua, son of Nun.<\/p>\n
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PS:\u00a0 Did you know it’s a sin for a woman to make coffee?<\/p>\n
Yup, it’s in the Bible.\u00a0 It says … ‘He-brews’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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