{"id":18214,"date":"2013-03-25T21:10:55","date_gmt":"2013-03-26T01:10:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=18214"},"modified":"2013-03-25T21:10:55","modified_gmt":"2013-03-26T01:10:55","slug":"screw-in-a-light-bulb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=18214","title":{"rendered":"Screw in a light-bulb?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-pagination: none; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';\">Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-pagination: none; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';\">A: Two: One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a suprising twist at the end.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-pagination: none; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-pagination: none; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';\">Q: How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-pagination: none; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';\">A: One. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-pagination: none; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-pagination: none; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';\">Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-pagination: none; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';\">A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-pagination: none; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-pagination: none; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';\">Q: How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a lightbulb?<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-pagination: none; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';\">A: Change?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a suprising twist at the end. \u00a0 Q: How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. \u00a0 Q: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18214"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18214"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18215,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18214\/revisions\/18215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}