{"id":18207,"date":"2013-03-25T20:53:55","date_gmt":"2013-03-26T00:53:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=18207"},"modified":"2013-03-25T21:07:06","modified_gmt":"2013-03-26T01:07:06","slug":"three-groaners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=18207","title":{"rendered":"Six Groaners"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q.\u00a0 Why can&#8217;t a woman ask for help from her brother?<\/p>\n<p>A.\u00a0 He can&#8217;t be a brother and assist her, too.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Q.\u00a0 What do TV reporters wear under their pants?<\/p>\n<p>A.\u00a0 News briefs<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Q.\u00a0 What do frogs wear for a night out on the town?<\/p>\n<p>A.\u00a0 Jumpsuits.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Q.\u00a0 How can you tell you have a slow dog?<\/p>\n<p>A.\u00a0 He brings you yesterday&#8217;s paper.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Q. \u00a0Where do polar bears vote?<\/p>\n<p>A. The North Poll.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Q.\u00a0 What did the Terminator say to Beethoven?<\/p>\n<p>A. \u00a0 I&#8217;ll be Bach.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q.\u00a0 Why can&#8217;t a woman ask for help from her brother? A.\u00a0 He can&#8217;t be a brother and assist her, too. &nbsp; Q.\u00a0 What do TV reporters wear under their pants? A.\u00a0 News briefs &nbsp; Q.\u00a0 What do frogs wear for a night out on the town? A.\u00a0 Jumpsuits. &nbsp; Q.\u00a0 How can you tell [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18207"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18207"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18209,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18207\/revisions\/18209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}