{"id":1741,"date":"2010-10-31T09:44:11","date_gmt":"2010-10-31T13:44:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=1741"},"modified":"2010-10-31T09:44:11","modified_gmt":"2010-10-31T13:44:11","slug":"nice-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=1741","title":{"rendered":"Nice Hair&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.<\/p>\n<p>After a week of this, she can&#8217;t stand it any longer!<\/p>\n<p>The woman goes into her supervisor&#8217;s office, tells him what the coworker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man.<\/p>\n<p>The supervisor is puzzled by this and asks, &#8220;What&#8217;s sexually threatening about a coworker telling you your hair smells nice?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The woman replies, &#8220;He&#8217;s a midget!&#8221; ~ Anonymous<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can&#8217;t stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor&#8217;s office, tells him what the coworker [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1741"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1741"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1742,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1741\/revisions\/1742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}