{"id":1716,"date":"2010-10-31T09:06:45","date_gmt":"2010-10-31T13:06:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=1716"},"modified":"2010-10-31T09:06:45","modified_gmt":"2010-10-31T13:06:45","slug":"who","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=1716","title":{"rendered":"Who?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Look Familiar?<\/p>\n<p>Two Blondes are walking down the street.\u00a0 One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.\u00a0 She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, &#8220;Hmmm, this person looks familiar.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The second Blonde says, &#8220;Here, let me see!&#8221;\u00a0 So the first Blonde hands her the compact.\u00a0 She looks in the mirror and says, &#8220;You dummy, it&#8217;s me.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look Familiar? Two Blondes are walking down the street.\u00a0 One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.\u00a0 She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, &#8220;Hmmm, this person looks familiar.&#8221; The second Blonde says, &#8220;Here, let me see!&#8221;\u00a0 So the first Blonde hands her the compact.\u00a0 She looks [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1716"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1716"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1716\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1717,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1716\/revisions\/1717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}