{"id":16739,"date":"2012-05-07T05:55:59","date_gmt":"2012-05-07T09:55:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=16739"},"modified":"2012-05-07T05:55:59","modified_gmt":"2012-05-07T09:55:59","slug":"16739","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=16739","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>The government announced today that it is changing its national symbol to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government&#8217;s political stance.\u00a0 A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and give you a sense of security while you&#8217;re being screwed. ~ Anonymous<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The government announced today that it is changing its national symbol to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government&#8217;s political stance.\u00a0 A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and give you a sense of security while you&#8217;re being screwed. ~ Anonymous<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16739"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16739"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16739\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16741,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16739\/revisions\/16741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}