{"id":1664,"date":"2010-10-30T22:00:42","date_gmt":"2010-10-31T02:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=1664"},"modified":"2010-10-30T22:00:42","modified_gmt":"2010-10-31T02:00:42","slug":"three-breasts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=1664","title":{"rendered":"Three Breasts?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And God created woman.\u00a0 And she was good.<\/p>\n<p>And she had two arms, two legs and three breasts.<\/p>\n<p>And God asked woman what she would like to have changed about herself.<\/p>\n<p>And she asked for her middle breast to be removed.\u00a0 And it was good.<\/p>\n<p>She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with the useless boob.<\/p>\n<p>And God created Man. \u00a0 ~ Anonymous \u00a0 ++<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And God created woman.\u00a0 And she was good. And she had two arms, two legs and three breasts. And God asked woman what she would like to have changed about herself. And she asked for her middle breast to be removed.\u00a0 And it was good. She stood with her third breast in her hand and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1664"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1664"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1665,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1664\/revisions\/1665"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}