{"id":1654,"date":"2010-10-30T21:48:57","date_gmt":"2010-10-31T01:48:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=1654"},"modified":"2011-05-18T17:48:43","modified_gmt":"2011-05-18T21:48:43","slug":"1654","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=1654","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to a flea? Getting caught inside a watch somehow. (You don&#8217;t even care, do you?) ~ Jack Handey<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to a flea? Getting caught inside a watch somehow. (You don&#8217;t even care, do you?) ~ Jack Handey<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1654"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11608,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654\/revisions\/11608"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}