Man:\u00a0 “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”<\/p>\n
Woman:\u00a0 \u201cDo not Enter!”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Man:\u00a0 “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason.”<\/p>\n
Woman:\u00a0 \u201cYeah!\u00a0 Let’s pick up some chicks!”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Man:\u00a0 “Hey, cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?”<\/p>\n
Woman:\u00a0 \u201cSorry, I don’t date outside my species..”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Man:\u00a0 “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”<\/p>\n
Woman:\u00a0 \u201cUnfertilized!”\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0++<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Man:\u00a0 “I can tell that you want me.”<\/p>\n
Woman:\u00a0 \u201cOhhhh.\u00a0 You’re so right.\u00a0 I want you — to leave.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Man:\u00a0 “I know how to please a woman.”<\/p>\n
Woman:\u00a0 \u201cThen, please, leave me alone.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Man:\u00a0 “I want to give myself to you.”<\/p>\n
Woman:\u00a0 \u201cSorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”\u00a0\u00a0 ++<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Man:\u00a0 “I would go to the end of the world for you.”<\/p>\n
Woman:\u00a0 \u201cYes, but would you stay there?”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Man:\u00a0 “I’d go through anything for you.”<\/p>\n
Woman:\u00a0 \u201cGood!\u00a0 Let’s start with your bank account.” \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0++<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Man:\u00a0 “I’d like to call you.\u00a0 What’s your number?”<\/p>\n
Woman:\u00a0 “It’s in the phone book.”<\/p>\n
Man:\u00a0 “But I don’t know your name.”<\/p>\n
Woman:\u00a0 “That’s in the phone book too.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Man:\u00a0 “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.”<\/p>\n
Woman:\u00a0 \u201cYeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Man:\u00a0 “I’m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.”<\/p>\n
Woman:\u00a0 \u201cYou mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Man:\u00a0 “Is this seat empty?”<\/p>\n
Woman:\u00a0 \u201cYes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Man:\u00a0 “So, wanna go back to my place?”<\/p>\n
Woman:\u00a0 \u201cWell, I don’t know.\u00a0 Will two people fit under a rock?”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Man:\u00a0 “So, what do you do for a living?”<\/p>\n
Woman:\u00a0 “I’m a female impersonator.”\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0++<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Man:\u00a0 “What sign were you born under?”<\/p>\n
Woman:\u00a0 \u201cNo Parking.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Man:\u00a0 “Your body is like a temple.”<\/p>\n
Woman:\u00a0 \u201cSorry, there are no services today.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Man:\u00a0 “Your place or mine?”<\/p>\n
Woman:\u00a0 \u201cBoth.\u00a0 You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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