{"id":16428,"date":"2012-03-25T20:38:10","date_gmt":"2012-03-26T00:38:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=16428"},"modified":"2012-03-25T20:38:10","modified_gmt":"2012-03-26T00:38:10","slug":"welcome-to-the-republican-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=16428","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to the Republican Party&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A young teenage girl was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself a very liberal Democrat but her father was a rather staunch Republican.<\/p>\n<p>One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to taxes and welfare programs.\u00a0\u00a0 He stopped her and asked her how she was doing in school.<\/p>\n<p>She answered that she had a 4.0 GPA but it was tough.\u00a0\u00a0 She had to study all the time, never had time to go out and party.\u00a0\u00a0 She didn&#8217;t have time for a boyfriend and didn&#8217;t really have many college friends because of spending all her time studying.<\/p>\n<p>He asked, &#8220;How is your friend Mary.&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0 She replied that Mary was barely getting by.\u00a0\u00a0 She had a 2.0 GPA, never studied, but was very popular on campus, went to all the parties all the time.\u00a0\u00a0 Why she often didn&#8217;t show up for classes because she was hung over.<\/p>\n<p>Dad then asked his daughter why she didn&#8217;t go to the Dean&#8217;s office and ask why she couldn&#8217;t take 1.0 off her 4.0 and give it to her friend who only had a 2.0.\u00a0\u00a0 That way they would both have a 3.0 GPA.<\/p>\n<p>The daughter angrily fired back, &#8220;That wouldn&#8217;t be fair. I worked really hard for mine and Mary has done nothing&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The father slowly smiled and said, &#8220;Welcome to the Republican Party.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young teenage girl was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself a very liberal Democrat but her father was a rather staunch Republican. One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to taxes and welfare programs.\u00a0\u00a0 He stopped her and asked her how she was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16428"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16428"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16428\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16429,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16428\/revisions\/16429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}