{"id":16388,"date":"2012-03-20T20:59:02","date_gmt":"2012-03-21T00:59:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=16388"},"modified":"2012-03-20T20:59:02","modified_gmt":"2012-03-21T00:59:02","slug":"might-be-a-redneck-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=16388","title":{"rendered":"Might be a Redneck if…"},"content":{"rendered":"

You might be a redneck if:<\/p>\n

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.<\/p>\n

Jack Daniel’s makes your list of “Most Admired People.”<\/p>\n

You\u2019ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.<\/p>\n

You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.<\/p>\n

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Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.<\/p>\n

You’ve used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

You know several people who have hit a deer.<\/p>\n

You know what \u201ccow tipping\u201d and \u201csnipe hunting\u201d are.<\/p>\n

You measure distance in minutes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You might be a redneck if: Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. Jack Daniel’s makes your list of “Most Admired People.” You\u2019ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16388"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16388"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16389,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16388\/revisions\/16389"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}