{"id":16310,"date":"2012-02-26T21:08:32","date_gmt":"2012-02-27T02:08:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=16310"},"modified":"2012-02-26T21:08:32","modified_gmt":"2012-02-27T02:08:32","slug":"16310","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=16310","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?<\/p>\n<p>A. Single women come home, see what&#8217;s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what&#8217;s in bed, and then go to the fridge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A. Single women come home, see what&#8217;s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what&#8217;s in bed, and then go to the fridge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16310"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16310"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16311,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16310\/revisions\/16311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}