{"id":16308,"date":"2012-02-26T21:06:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-27T02:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=16308"},"modified":"2012-02-26T21:06:00","modified_gmt":"2012-02-27T02:06:00","slug":"who-married-whom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=16308","title":{"rendered":"Who married whom?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she&#8217;d become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she&#8217;d be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp then married Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he&#8217;d be Jack Handy Capp Paar King. (Jack Handicap Parking&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he&#8217;d be Woody Wood Peck Hur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she&#8217;d become Sondra Locke Ness Munster. &nbsp; If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she&#8217;d be Olivia Newton-John Newton John. &nbsp; If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp then married Jack Paar, then moved on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16308"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16308"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16309,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16308\/revisions\/16309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}