{"id":16270,"date":"2012-02-19T19:04:01","date_gmt":"2012-02-20T00:04:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=16270"},"modified":"2012-02-19T19:04:01","modified_gmt":"2012-02-20T00:04:01","slug":"a-right-way-and-a-wrong-way-to-ask","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=16270","title":{"rendered":"A Right Way And A Wrong Way to Ask&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two Jesuit priests both wanted a cigarette while they prayed. They decided to ask their bishop for permission. The first asked but was told no. A little while later he spotted his friend smoking. &#8220;Why did the Bishop allow you to smoke and not me?&#8221; he asked. &#8220;Because you asked if you could smoke while you prayed and I asked if I could pray while I smoked!&#8221; the friend replied.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two Jesuit priests both wanted a cigarette while they prayed. They decided to ask their bishop for permission. The first asked but was told no. A little while later he spotted his friend smoking. &#8220;Why did the Bishop allow you to smoke and not me?&#8221; he asked. &#8220;Because you asked if you could smoke while [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16270"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16270"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16271,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16270\/revisions\/16271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}