1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. \u00a0See if they slow down.<\/p>\n
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2. On all your check stubs, write \u201cFor Marijuana.” \u00a0\u00a0++<\/p>\n
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3. Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.<\/p>\n
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4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.<\/p>\n
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5. \u00a0 Sing along at the opera.<\/p>\n
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6. \u00a0 When the money comes out ot the ATM, scream, “I won! \u00a0I won!”<\/p>\n
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7. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot screaming “Run for your lives! \u00a0They’re loose!”<\/p>\n
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8. \u00a0 Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.” \u00a0 \u00a0++<\/p>\n
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