{"id":15466,"date":"2011-11-27T18:17:42","date_gmt":"2011-11-27T23:17:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=15466"},"modified":"2011-11-27T18:17:42","modified_gmt":"2011-11-27T23:17:42","slug":"chuck-norris-anyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=15466","title":{"rendered":"Chuck Norris, anyone?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.<\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.\u00a0 ++<\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris doesn\u2019t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.<\/p>\n<p>If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, you&#8217;re not Chuck Norris.<\/p>\n<p>If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don&#8217;t ask him for his three-hole-punch.\u00a0\u00a0 ++<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.\u00a0 ++ Chuck Norris doesn\u2019t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, you&#8217;re not Chuck Norris. If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don&#8217;t ask him for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15466"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15466"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15466\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15467,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15466\/revisions\/15467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}