{"id":15033,"date":"2011-10-01T21:06:44","date_gmt":"2011-10-02T01:06:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=15033"},"modified":"2011-10-01T21:07:23","modified_gmt":"2011-10-02T01:07:23","slug":"15033","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=15033","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. \u00a0See, the paper I used said \u2018Happy Birthday\u2019 on it. \u00a0I didn\u2019t want to waste it so I just wrote \u2018Jesus\u2019 on it. ~ Demetri Martin<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. \u00a0See, the paper I used said \u2018Happy Birthday\u2019 on it. \u00a0I didn\u2019t want to waste it so I just wrote \u2018Jesus\u2019 on it. ~ Demetri Martin &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15033"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15033"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15036,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15033\/revisions\/15036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}