{"id":14315,"date":"2011-07-01T21:54:23","date_gmt":"2011-07-02T01:54:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=14315"},"modified":"2011-07-01T21:54:23","modified_gmt":"2011-07-02T01:54:23","slug":"14315","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=14315","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a map of the United States&#8230; actual size. \u00a0It says, &#8220;Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.&#8221; \u00a0I spent last summer folding it. \u00a0People ask me where I live, and I say, &#8220;E6&#8221;.\u00a0 ~ Steven Wright<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a map of the United States&#8230; actual size. \u00a0It says, &#8220;Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.&#8221; \u00a0I spent last summer folding it. \u00a0People ask me where I live, and I say, &#8220;E6&#8221;.\u00a0 ~ Steven Wright &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14315"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14315"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14316,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14315\/revisions\/14316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}