{"id":1183,"date":"2010-10-27T20:22:33","date_gmt":"2010-10-28T00:22:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=1183"},"modified":"2011-05-18T17:44:54","modified_gmt":"2011-05-18T21:44:54","slug":"1183","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=1183","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.\u00a0 Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. ~ Anonymous \u00a0 ++<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.\u00a0 Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. ~ Anonymous \u00a0 ++<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1183"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1183"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11443,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1183\/revisions\/11443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}