{"id":1164,"date":"2010-10-27T20:10:47","date_gmt":"2010-10-28T00:10:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=1164"},"modified":"2010-10-27T20:10:47","modified_gmt":"2010-10-28T00:10:47","slug":"insert-your-favorite-scapegoat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=1164","title":{"rendered":"Insert your Favorite Scapegoat…"},"content":{"rendered":"

One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House.<\/p>\n

Clinton saw him and asked, “George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?”<\/p>\n

“Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” advised George.<\/p>\n

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom.<\/p>\n

“Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?”<\/p>\n

Clinton asked.\u00a0 “Cut taxes and reduce the size of government,” advised Tom.<\/p>\n

Clinton didn’t sleep well the next night, and saw another figure moving in the shadows.\u00a0 It was Abraham Lincoln’s ghost.<\/p>\n

“Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” Clinton asked.<\/p>\n

“Go to the theater.” ~ Anonymous<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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