{"id":1133,"date":"2010-10-27T19:40:41","date_gmt":"2010-10-27T23:40:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=1133"},"modified":"2011-01-04T19:28:03","modified_gmt":"2011-01-05T00:28:03","slug":"the-pregnant-fireman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=1133","title":{"rendered":"The Pregnant Fireman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Give me a sentence about a public servant,\u201d said a teacher.<\/p>\n<p>The small boy wrote: \u201cThe fireman came down the ladder pregnant.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. \u201cDon&#8217;t you know what pregnant means?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n<p>Sure,\u201d said the young boy confidently. \u201cIt means carrying a child.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Give me a sentence about a public servant,\u201d said a teacher. The small boy wrote: \u201cThe fireman came down the ladder pregnant.\u201d The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. \u201cDon&#8217;t you know what pregnant means?\u201d she asked. Sure,\u201d said the young boy confidently. \u201cIt means carrying a child.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1133"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6952,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133\/revisions\/6952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}