{"id":10974,"date":"2011-05-04T21:26:51","date_gmt":"2011-05-05T01:26:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=10974"},"modified":"2011-05-04T21:26:51","modified_gmt":"2011-05-05T01:26:51","slug":"10974","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=10974","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ME: \u00a0Doctor, I been having some trouble with my hearing.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Doc: \u00a0Can\u00a0you\u00a0describe the symptoms.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Me: \u00a0Sure. Marge has blue hair, and Homer is fat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ME: \u00a0Doctor, I been having some trouble with my hearing. &nbsp; Doc: \u00a0Can\u00a0you\u00a0describe the symptoms. &nbsp; Me: \u00a0Sure. Marge has blue hair, and Homer is fat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10974"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10974"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10974\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10975,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10974\/revisions\/10975"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}