{"id":1088,"date":"2010-10-26T22:11:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-27T02:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=1088"},"modified":"2010-10-26T22:11:34","modified_gmt":"2010-10-27T02:11:34","slug":"1088","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=1088","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Religion has convinced people that there&#8217;s an invisible man\u2026living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day.\u00a0 And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn&#8217;t want you to do. \u00a0And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time.\u00a0 But he loves you. \u00a0He loves you and he needs money. ~ George Carlin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Religion has convinced people that there&#8217;s an invisible man\u2026living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day.\u00a0 And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn&#8217;t want you to do. \u00a0And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1088"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1090,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088\/revisions\/1090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}