{"id":1015,"date":"2010-10-26T08:40:02","date_gmt":"2010-10-26T12:40:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=1015"},"modified":"2011-05-18T17:43:49","modified_gmt":"2011-05-18T21:43:49","slug":"1015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=1015","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\">My wife always keeps a bowl of wax fruit around, even though neither of us knows any mannequins. <\/span><\/p>\n<p>~\u00a0 Anonymous \u00a0++<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife always keeps a bowl of wax fruit around, even though neither of us knows any mannequins. ~\u00a0 Anonymous \u00a0++<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1015"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11417,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015\/revisions\/11417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}