A man walks into a doctor’s office. \u00a0He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. \u00a0“So Doc, what do you think is the matter with me?” he asks.<\/p>\n
The doctor says, “You’re not eating properly.”<\/p>\n
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