Why are fire engines always red?

Fire engines have 4 wheels and 8 men.

4 and 8 make 12.

There are twelve inches in a foot.

A foot is a ruler.

Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.

Queen Elizabeth is the name of one of the largest ships on the seas.

Seas have fish.

Fish have fins.

The Finns fought the Russians.

Russians are red…

Fire trucks are always rushin’

Therefore, fire trucks are red. (Traditional)

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