Who married whom?

If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she’d become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.

 

If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she’d be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

 

If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp then married Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he’d be Jack Handy Capp Paar King. (Jack Handicap Parking…)

 

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he’d be Woody Wood Peck Hur.

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