…to change lightbulb

Q: How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One-third less than for a regular bulb.

Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a suprising twist at the end.

Q: How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One.

Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.

Q: How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Change?

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