Six Groaners

Q.  Why can’t a woman ask for help from her brother?

A.  He can’t be a brother and assist her, too.


Q.  What do TV reporters wear under their pants?

A.  News briefs


Q.  What do frogs wear for a night out on the town?

A.  Jumpsuits.


Q.  How can you tell you have a slow dog?

A.  He brings you yesterday’s paper.


Q.  Where do polar bears vote?

A. The North Poll.


Q.  What did the Terminator say to Beethoven?

A.   I’ll be Bach.

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