34 Quotations from ALBERT EINSTEIN

1. “A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?” ~ Albert Einstein
2. “When the solution is simple, God is answering.” ~ Albert Einstein
3. “Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.” ~ Albert Einstein
4. “Relativity applies to physics, not ethics.” ~ Albert Einstein
5. “It is harder to crack a prejudice than an atom.” ~ Albert Einstein
6. “The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift.” ~ Albert Einstein
7. “Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere.” ~ Albert Einstein
8. “The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax.” ~ Albert Einstein
9. “Any fool can know. The point is to understand.” ~ Albert Einstein
10. “Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy.” ~ Albert Einstein
11. “I should’ve been a plumber.” ~ Albert Einstein
12. “I want to know God’s thoughts, the rest are details.” ~ Albert Einstein
13. “Things should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” ~ Albert Einstein
14. “The important thing is not to stop questioning.” ~ Albert Einstein
15. “Imagination is more important than knowledge.” ~ Albert Einstein
16. “I have just got a new theory of eternity.” (After sitting through a long after-dinner speech.) ~ Albert Einstein
17. “I shall never believe that God plays dice with the world.” ~ Albert Einstein
18. “So far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain. And so far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.” ~ Albert Einstein
19. “The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.” ~ Albert Einstein
20. “He who knows everything knows he knows nothing.” ~ Albert Einstein
21. “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.” ~ Albert Einstein
22. “The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.” ~ Albert Einstein
23. “Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.” – Albert Einstein
24. “Sit next to a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. Sit on a red-hot stove for a minute, it seems like an hour. That’s relativity.” ~ Albert Einstein
25. “I don’t know what weapons will be used in World War Three, but in World War Four people will use sticks and stones.” ~ Albert Einstein
26. “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” ~ Albert Einstein
27. “In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep, one must above all be a sheep oneself.” ~ Albert Einstein
28. “If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber.” ~ Albert Einstein
29. “A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?” ~ Albert Einstein
30. “There is no vaccine against stupidity.” ~ Albert Einstein
31. “You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.” ~ Albert Einstein
32. “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” ~ Albert Einstein
33. “Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it.” ~ Albert Einstein
34. “How I wish that somewhere there existed an island for those who are wise and of good will.” ~ Albert Einstein

In the end, success is not about who you know, it’s about you know who. ~ Robert Braul

If at first you don’t succeed, do it like your mother told you.

The beginning of success is to be different; the beginning of failure is to be the same.

Forgive me for allowing myself to be hurt by you so easily. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good? ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Always believe your superiors, if you have any. ~ Mark Twain

You can’t be that good; you work for me.

Do you think sheep know when you’re pulling the wool over their eyes?

The word good has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man. ~ Chesterton

Blow your mind — smoke gunpowder.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

Turtles never hurdle.

If you say something stupid and no one disagrees, then you know you’re the boss. ~ Phil Simborg

It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.  ~ Jack Handey

Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. ~ Christopher Marlow

Last week Human Resources said they were going to garnish my wages.  Call me dense, but I fail to see how a sprig of parsley in my paycheck will make it any more attractive.  ~ David Henry

Psychic:  An individual having an uncanny, seemingly supernatural, talent for extracting money from morons. ~ Charles Bufe

Today’s pay slip has more deductions than a Sherlock Holmes novel.  ~ Raymond Cvikota

We know there is a problem with communication but we are not going to discuss it in front of the entire staff. ~ Anonymous

Money makes money and the money money makes makes money. ~ Benjamin Franklin

The person who writes the bank’s commercials is not the person who makes the loans.

A committee of three can accomplish much if two don’t show up.

Everybody wants to build but nobody wants to maintain. ~ Vonnegut

If I subtract my grief from my joy, what is the balance? ~ Joseph Stroud (paraphrased)

When we fall in love with someone there’s a moment when we take a picture of that person, an emotional snapshot, that we carry with us forever. If we are lucky, very lucky, the person we fall in love with will always resemble that snapshot. ~ Jim Geoghan

It’s all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done. ~ Debbie Macomber

It’s not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what’s required. ~ Sir Winston Churchill

Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once. ~ Lillian Dickson

Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. ~ Susan M. Dodd

Most people don’t look dumb ’til they start talkin’. ~ Forest Gump

No explanation ever explains the necessity of making one. ~ Elbert Hubbard

A sermon can help people in different ways. Some rise from it greatly strengthened, others wake up from it greatly refreshed.

A house divided among itself is a split level. ~ Sen. J.P. Cedars

Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing.

Time tells on a man…especially a good time.

I never get lost because everyone always tells me where to go.

Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

Live your own life for you must die your own death.

There’s no sense asking if the air’s good when there’s nothing else to breathe. (The Fountainhead ?)

Of all escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. ~ H.L. Mencken

It is not what people think, it is what they know, and most people know very little. ~ H.L. Mencken

I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.

For best results, avoid doing stupid things.

Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

Support search and rescue…get lost.

An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”

The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is nothing.”

All rising to great place is by a winding stair. ~ Sir Francis Bacon

Why love if losing hurts so much? We love to know that we are not alone. ~ Clive Staples Lewis