One Liner Jokes for Kids

What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.

What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?  Spare ribs!

Who was the most famous French skeleton?  Napoleon bone-apart.

What runs around a cemetery but doesn’t move?  A fence!

What do they teach at Witches school?  Spelling.

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