Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV. You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher. You know several people who have hit a deer. You know what “cow tipping” and “snipe hunting” are. You measure distance in minutes.">

Might be a Redneck if…

You might be a redneck if:

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

Jack Daniel’s makes your list of “Most Admired People.”

You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

You’ve used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

You know several people who have hit a deer.

You know what “cow tipping” and “snipe hunting” are.

You measure distance in minutes.

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