How to Smile Daily

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down.


2. On all your check stubs, write “For Marijuana.”   ++


3. Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.


4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.


5.   Sing along at the opera.


6.   When the money comes out ot the ATM, scream, “I won!  I won!”


7. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot screaming “Run for your lives!  They’re loose!”


8.   Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”    ++


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