Chuck Norris, anyone?

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.  ++

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris.

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don’t ask him for his three-hole-punch.   ++


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