Category Intelligence

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If I’m ignorant, that’s the first I’ve heard of it!

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I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

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A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife has a very smart wife!

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Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate. ~ George Carlin

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The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously. ~ Henry Kissinger

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There is no off position on the genius switch. ~ David Letterman

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I like Florida. Everything is in the 80′s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ’s. ~ George Carlin

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One of the hardest things to imagine is that you are not smarter than average. ~ Jonathan Fuerbringer

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Be smarter than other people, just don’t tell them so. ~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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The error of youth is to believe that intelligence is a substitute for experience, while the error of age is to believe experience is a substitute for intelligence. ~ Lyman Bryson

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I humbly strive to understand and respect the opinions of others, regardless of their inferior intellect

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All men are born equal, but quite a few eventually get over it. ~ Lord Mancroft

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The heart is wiser than the intellect, says the heart.

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Schizophrenia may be a necessary consequence of literacy. ~ Marshall Mcluhan

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I’m not real smart; I’m imaginary smart. ~ Meghan Matthews

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Quiet people have the loudest minds. ~ Stephen Hawking

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I can’t give you brains, but I can give you a diploma. ~ The Wizard of OZ

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Ritual is what we do when we run out of rational. ~ Gregory House

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If I’d asked the customers what they wanted, they would have said; A faster horse. ~ Henry Ford

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Before we work on artificial intelligence why don’t we do something about natural stupidity? ~Steve Polyak

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Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it. ~ George Orwell

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Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re in the right. ~ Ricky Gervais

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The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. ~ Alben W. Barkley

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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. ~ George Bernard Shaw

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A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine

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Oh yeah? If you’re so smart, why don’t I understand you?

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I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge–myth is more potent than history–dreams are more powerful than facts–hope always triumphs over experience–laughter is the cure for grief–love is stronger than death. ~ Robert Fulghum

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Ideas don’t stay in some minds for long because they don’t like solitary confinement.

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If you are going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it you might as well laugh about it now. ~ Marie Osmond  

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It isn’t enough to ask intelligent questions, you have to listen intelligently to the answers.  

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It is your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude. ~ Zig Ziglar

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It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. ~ Arthur C. Clarke  

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I have come to believe that a great teacher is a great artist and that there are as few as there are any other great artists. Teaching might even be the greatest of the arts since the medium is the human mind and spirit. ~  John Steinbeck  

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The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. ~ C.S. Lewis

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I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~ Anonymous  

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Your imagination, my dear fellow, is worth more than you imagine. ~ Louis Aragon  

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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.  

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My mind is a garden.  My thoughts are the seeds. My harvest will be either flowers or weeds. ~ Mel Weldon

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You have two brains, the left and the right, like all normal people. But the problem is: in your left brain, there is nothing right and in your right brain, there is nothing left.

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The fact that I’m an idiot doesn’t mean that I’m not smarter than you.  

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Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. ~ Mark Twain

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FACT:  The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first Hockey Helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.  

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To the intelligent man or woman, life appears infinitely mysterious.  But the stupid have an answer to every question. ~ Edward Abbey  

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To find fault with a person’s intellect you must first find their intellect.  

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If you can’t communicate clearly in writing, perhaps the Internet is not the best place for you, eh? ~ Barb MacRae  

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If the Aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it. ~ Stanley Garn  

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I like to believe the spell Czech on my computer has never felled me.

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~ Robert A. Heinlein  

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If at first you don’t succeed, try again.  Then quit.  There’s no use being a damn fool about it. ~ W.C. Fields  

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Being in politics is like being a football coach;  you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it’s important. ~ Eugene McCarthy