Category Mind / Mental

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I don’t think you are stupid. You just have bad luck when thinking.

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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

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If you say something stupid and no one disagrees, then you know you’re the boss. ~ Phil Simborg

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It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.  ~ Jack Handey

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Psychic:  An individual having an uncanny, seemingly supernatural, talent for extracting money from morons. ~ Charles Bufe

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We know there is a problem with communication but we are not going to discuss it in front of the entire staff. ~ Anonymous

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When we fall in love with someone there’s a moment when we take a picture of that person, an emotional snapshot, that we carry with us forever. If we are lucky, very lucky, the person we fall in love with will always resemble that snapshot. ~ Jim Geoghan

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Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. ~ Benjamin Franklin

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Most people don’t look dumb ’til they start talkin’. ~ Forest Gump

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It is not what people think, it is what they know, and most people know very little. ~ H.L. Mencken

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For best results, avoid doing stupid things.

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I think my brain has a mind of its own.

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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking. ~ H. L. Mencken

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If I’m ignorant, that’s the first I’ve heard of it!

30 Ways To Deal With Stress

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1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.   2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.   3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.   4. When someone says “have a nice day”, tell them you have other […]

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Never be afraid to sit awhile and think. ~ Lorraine Hansberry

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I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

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If you always do what you always did, you’ll always get what you always got.

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When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this–you haven’t. ~ Thomas Edison

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A good conscience is a soft pillow.

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Two sorts of writers possess genius: those who think, and those who cause others to think. ~ Aldous Huxley

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A man should aim to think as much as a woman feels. ~ H. L. Mencken

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Fool that I was, upon my eagle’s wings I bore this wren, till I was tired with soaring, and now he mounts above me. ~ John Dryden

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Not being beautiful was the true blessing. Not being beautiful forced me to develop my inner resources. The pretty girl has a handicap to overcome. ~ Golda Meir

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Your problem is never really your problem, your reaction to your problem is your problem. ~ Brian Kinsey

Thirteen quick “…therefore I am” variations

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I think, therefore I am. ~ Descartes I think, therefore I am, I think. I doubt, therefore I might be. I forget, therefore I was. I drink therefore I am. ~ W. C. Fields I think, therefore I am single. Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. (I think that I think, therefore I think that I […]

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Stupidity is not a crime. You’re free to go

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All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable, those who are movable; and those who move. ~ Benjamin Franklin

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A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife has a very smart wife!

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He who limps still walks. — Stanislaw Lec

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No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched. — George Jean Nathan

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Contrary to popular opinion, facts are not established by popular opinion.

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There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

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Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see. ~ Arthur Schopenhauer

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Today, you have 100% of your life left. ~ Tom Landry

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You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them. ~ Michael Jordan

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A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. ~ Ayn Rand

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A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey’s monkey. ~ Anonymous

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God gave us two ends–one to sit on and one to think with. Success depends on which one you use. Head you win, tail you lose. ~ Anonymous

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If I’m not home, accepting what I can’t change, I’m probably out, changing what I can’t accept. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

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Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. ~ Vince Lombardi

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You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. ~ Mark Twain

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Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate. ~ George Carlin

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The real world is not user-friendly.

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Don’t join the book burners. Don’t think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever existed. ~ Dwight D. Eisenhower

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The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously. ~ Henry Kissinger

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I don’t think the world should be made so safe that we lose the educational benefits of consequences. ~ Virgil Elliot

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At times I think and at times I am. ~ Paul Valery

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If Helen Keller had ESP, would you say she had a fourth sense?

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It is OK to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.