Category Politics

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How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good? ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

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As nightfall does not come all at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight. And it is in such twilight that we all must be aware of change in the air–however slight–lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness. ~ Justice William O. Douglas, US Supreme Court

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The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. ~ Hubert Humphrey

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The poor have voted Democrat for 50 years. They are still poor. ~ Charles Barkley

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Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!

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I once tried drawing Bill Murray on a one dollar bill but switched to drawing Jude Law. That didn’t work either so I gave up. Washington makes it too hard to turn a Bill into a Law.

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The mistakes made by Congress wouldn’t be so bad if the next Congress didn’t keep trying to correct them. ~ Cullen Hightower

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It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that’s pretty important. ~ Martin Luther King Jr.

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Reducing an issue to black and white clears the way for violence.  ~ Anonymous

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Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry.

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Politicians who dislike the restraints of highly organized economic research like to remark that a truly great research worker needs only three pieces of equipment–a pencil, a piece of paper, and a brain. But they quote this maxim more often at political banquets than at budget hearings.

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The higher a monkey climbs, the more you can see of its behind. ~ Joe Stilwell

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 I don’t know what’s wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman. ~ Bruce Baum

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The right to offend is far more important than the right not to be offended. ~ Rowan Atkinson

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The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half so powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it’s more politically correct. ~ William White

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It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so. ~ Robert A. Heinlein

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Let’s behave this weekend in a manner that would render it impossible for us to ever run for president.

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It is difficult to maintain the illusion that we are interpreting a Constitution, rather than inventing one, when we amend its provisions so freely. ~ Justice Antonin Scalia

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It is difficult to legislate morality in the absence of moral legislators. ~ Anonymous

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The conservative who resists change is as valuable as the radical [liberal] who proposes it. ~ Ariel Durant

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It may be true that you can’t fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country. ~ Will Durant

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The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a divided majority. ~ Will Durant

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Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.

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The qualities that get a man into power are not those that lead him, once established, to use power wisely. ~ Lyman Bryson

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Freedom of expression is the matrix, the indispensable condition, of nearly every other form of freedom. ~ Benjamin Cardozo

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The modern definition of ‘racist’ is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal. ~ Peter Brimelow

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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God’s sake, they were blowing peoples’ heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage. And it wasn’t even coffee. ~ Dennis Miller

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Our reasoning goes something like this:  “If I want it, I need it.  If I need it, it’s my right.  If it’s my right, someone should give it to me.  Or else I’ll sue.” ~ Newsweek June 27, 1994

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God has angels to help with her work, the devil has politicians. ~ Anonymous

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It’s useless to try to hold some people to anything they say while they’re madly in love, drunk, or running for office.

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Remember, being an opponent is not the same as being an enemy. ~ Anonymous

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They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. ~ Benjamin Franklin  

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The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent vice of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. ~  Winston Churchill

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New polls show that 3 in 5 Kenyans now believe that President Obama was born in Hawaii.

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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. ~ George Bernard Shaw

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Welfare is not a retirement plan.

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Mr/Ms Politician, before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

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Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the politician’s brain: On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left.

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If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

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The government announced today that it is changing its national symbol to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.  A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and give you a sense of security while you’re being screwed. ~ Anonymous

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No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that’s why we have two parties. ~ Bob Hope

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Years ago, fairy tales all began with Once upon a time… now we know they all begin with: If I am elected. ~ Carolyn Warner

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They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it’s worked for over 200 years and we’re not using it anymore. ~ Anonymous

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[A] wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. ~ Thomas Jefferson

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Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist.”

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A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine

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The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected. ~ Henry Cate VII

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Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. ~ Robert Frost

Welcome to the Republican Party….

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A young teenage girl was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself a very liberal Democrat but her father was a rather staunch Republican. One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to taxes and welfare programs.   He stopped her and asked her how she was […]

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Suppose two-thirds of the members of the national House of Representatives were dumped into the Washington garbage incinerator tomorrow, what would we lose to offset our gain of their salaries and the salaries of their parasites? ~ H. L. Mencken