Category Ego / Egotism

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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

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A committee of three can accomplish much if two don’t show up.

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His toupee makes him look twenty years sillier.

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No brains, no headache.

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Whining is anger through a small opening. ~ Stuart Smalley

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When you blame others you give up your power to change. ~ Anonymous

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You don’t have to attend every argument you’re invited to.

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You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them. ~ Michael Jordan

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A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. ~ Ayn Rand

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

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God gave us two ends–one to sit on and one to think with. Success depends on which one you use. Head you win, tail you lose. ~ Anonymous

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Never fight an inanimate object. ~ P. J. O’Rourke

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As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions. ~ Woody Allen

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Jesus loves you; it’s everybody else that thinks you’re an ass.

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What sunshine is to flowers…smiles are to humanity. ~ Joseph Addison

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. ~ Oscar Wilde

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And which dwarf are you?

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Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. ~ Miguel de Cervantes

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Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. ~ Maria Montessori

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Just because there’s twilight doesn’t mean you can’t tell the difference between night and day.

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I don’t think the world should be made so safe that we lose the educational benefits of consequences. ~ Virgil Elliot

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More is better, and even more is even better. ~ John Jacob Astor

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The more you have, the more you want … but the less you have, the wider the selection.

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 Any sufficiently low technology is indistinguishable from hard work.

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Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up. ~ Joseph Barth

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You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time? ~ Bob Moawad

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When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.

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Police arrested a man who robbed a bank while Tweeting about it. He’s hoping for a short sentence.

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If you do not make dust, you eat dust.

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Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.

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“Well, you already knew that life isn’t fair, right?” he said. “I guess death isn’t either.” ~ Suzanne Harper

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Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone, which makes life fair.

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It is OK to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.

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I like pigs better than cats and dogs. Dogs are subservient and look up to man. Cats are aloof and look down on man. A pig, however, will look you in the eye, and see his equal. ~ Winston Churchill

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Teach a child to be polite and courteous and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

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Those who complain they don’t get all they deserve often should be congratulating themselves.

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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. ~ W. C. Fields

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I’d rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I’d rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. ~ Milton Berle

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To those who think that the law of gravity interferes with their freedom, there is nothing to say. ~ Lionel Tiger

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Children have always looked up to cowboys as role models. And vice versa.

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You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

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O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for Thou knowest we will never change our minds. ~ Anonymous

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Reducing an issue to black and white clears the way for violence.  ~ Anonymous

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It is never easy being a mother.  If it were easy, fathers would do it.

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It is better to sleep on what you intend doing than to stay awake over what you’ve done.

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Age is to women like Kryptonite is to Superman. ~ Kathy Lette

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The hardest part of business is minding your own.

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If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. ~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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I fear vastly more a futile, incompetent old age than I do any form of death.  ~ William Allen White

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Real Men don’t get defensive when they learn that not everybody shares their enthusiasm for Apple products.