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The hardest thing about business is minding your own.

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A good friend sees the first tear, catches the second, and stops the third.

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A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.

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A good example is the best sermon.

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A good conscience is a soft pillow.

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A man should aim to think as much as a woman feels. ~ H. L. Mencken

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Fool that I was, upon my eagle’s wings I bore this wren, till I was tired with soaring, and now he mounts above me. ~ John Dryden

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People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.

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Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. ~ Maori Proverb

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Not being beautiful was the true blessing. Not being beautiful forced me to develop my inner resources. The pretty girl has a handicap to overcome. ~ Golda Meir

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Your problem is never really your problem, your reaction to your problem is your problem. ~ Brian Kinsey

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The act of giving is more important than the merit of the receiver. ~ Glenn Kittler

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The object of the passion is just an accessory to the passion itself. ~ Zadie Smith

7 quick quotes from Thomas Jefferson

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When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe. ~ Thomas Jefferson It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. ~ Thomas Jefferson I […]

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. ~ Ogden Nash

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Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers.

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You know you are getting old when you realize that a stamp today costs more than a picture show did when you were a kid.

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In communism, man oppresses man. In capitalism, it’s the other way around. ~ John Kenneth Galbraith

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Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger. ~ Franklin P. Jones

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When your outgo exceeds your income your upkeep will be your downfall.

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Death is not extinguishing the light. It is putting out the lamp because the dawn has come.

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When we die we leave behind us all that we have and take with us all that we are. ~ Anonymous

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Always buy good shoes and a good bed, because if you aren’t in one, you’re in the other.

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All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable, those who are movable; and those who move. ~ Benjamin Franklin

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A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife has a very smart wife!

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I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t stick my head that far up my ass!

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If you’re not playing with a full deck, then don’t shuffle in public.

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We do survive every moment, after all, except the last one. ~ John Updike

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You can be a victor without having victims. ~ Harriet Woods

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Your power is proportional to your ability to relax. ~ David Allen

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Action speaks louder than words, but not nearly as often. ~ Mark Twain

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Art, like morality, consists in drawing a line somewhere. ~ G. K. Chesterton

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Don’t let the same dog bite you twice. ~ Chuck Berry

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He who angers you conquers you. — Elizabeth Kenny

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As nightfall does not come all at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight. And it is in such twilight that we all must be aware of change in the air–however slight–lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness. ~ Justice William O. Douglas, US Supreme Court

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If it’s there and you can see it–it’s real. If it’s there and you can’t see it–it’s transparent. If it’s not there and you can see it–it’s virtual. If it’s not there and you can’t see it–it’s gone!

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Hysteria is a chaotic and irrational emotional state caused by seeing how the world really operates. ~ Robert Anton Wilson

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Between want and need is self-control.

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Employees who must walk on eggshells move slowly.

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When you consider that the sky starts at your feet, think how brave we are just to walk around. ~ Diane Ackerman

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There’s more pressure on a vet to get it right. People say ‘It was God’s will’ when Granny dies, but they get angry when they lose a cow. ~ Terry Pratchett

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Nine times out of ten, when people say myself or yourself they should say me or you.

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Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see. ~ Arthur Schopenhauer

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The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none. ~ Thomas Carlyle

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I am not merely a “consumer” or a “taxpayer”.  I am a Citizen of the United States of America.

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Does power corrupt or does power attract the corruptible?

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Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness. ~ M. Hirschfield

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Computers allow humans to make mistakes at the fastest speeds known, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns.

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My life so far has been a long series of things I wasn’t ready for. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.