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Hope springs eternal, but you have to be careful when playing with springs.

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Remember, you only have to succeed the last time. ~ Brian Tracy

Eleven Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House

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Eleven Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House By Robert Fulghum, from his book titled “Maybe, Maybe Not!” 1. If you can’t find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it’s an improved screwdriver. 2. Try to work alone. An audience is rarely any help. 3. Despite what you may […]

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Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

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If at first you don’t succeed, do it like your mother told you.

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The beginning of success is to be different; the beginning of failure is to be the same.

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Always believe your superiors, if you have any. ~ Mark Twain

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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

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Money makes money and the money money makes makes money. ~ Benjamin Franklin

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A committee of three can accomplish much if two don’t show up.

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Everybody wants to build but nobody wants to maintain. ~ Vonnegut

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It’s not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what’s required. ~ Sir Winston Churchill

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Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once. ~ Lillian Dickson

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Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. ~ Benjamin Franklin

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Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. ~ Susan M. Dodd

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No explanation ever explains the necessity of making one. ~ Elbert Hubbard

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A sermon can help people in different ways. Some rise from it greatly strengthened, others wake up from it greatly refreshed.

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Live your own life for you must die your own death.

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Of all escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. ~ H.L. Mencken

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It is not what people think, it is what they know, and most people know very little. ~ H.L. Mencken

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All rising to great place is by a winding stair. ~ Sir Francis Bacon

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The invisible and the non-existent often look very much alike.

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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking. ~ H. L. Mencken

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I before E except after C. We live in a weird society!

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I read this article. It said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? This is my idea of a great day!  ~ Monica Piper

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No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become. No one can chart that blue and lonely section of hell. There are no maps of the change. You just… come out the other side. Or you don’t. ~ Stephen King

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No man knows his true character until he has run out of gas, purchased something on the installment plan, and raised an adolescent. ~ Marcelene Cox

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One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.

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I prefer to describe myself as a ‘contemporary anthropological interactive observer’ because “stalker” sounds bad.

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You can better lose a lover than love a loser.

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Passwords are like underwear: change them often.

30 Ways To Deal With Stress

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1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.   2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.   3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.   4. When someone says “have a nice day”, tell them you have other […]

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If you live your life with your head up your a**, you’ll always experience the same old s**t.

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Any book worth banning is a book worth reading.

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Never be afraid to sit awhile and think. ~ Lorraine Hansberry

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Computer people have often spoken of the “gigo” effect, standing for “garbage in – garbage out.” What gives some of us chills is the thought of a second meaning of “gigo”: “garbage in – gospel out.” It can happen here.

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If you can’t reach heaven, raise hell. Flectere si nequeo superos, Acheronta movebo. ~ Virgil, The Aeneid

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Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

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Do not hit at all if it can be avoided, but never hit softly. ~ Theodore Roosevelt

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Everyone is beautiful if you squint a bit.

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You never get away, you only get someplace else.

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Life is rarely about what happened; it’s mostly about what we think happened. ~ Chuck Klosterman

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If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying? ~ Shantideva

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If you always do what you always did, you’ll always get what you always got.

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Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.

Take care of the little things…

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For the want of a horseshoe a horse was lost; For the want of a horse, the rider was lost; For the want of a rider, the message was lost; For the want of a message, the battle was lost; For the want of a battle, the war was lost; For the want of a […]

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A penny will hide the biggest star in the universe if you hold it close enough to your eye.

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One reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.

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Wherever you are, be all there. ~ Jim Elliot

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When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this–you haven’t. ~ Thomas Edison