Are We Drunk?

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
“Indubitably”
“Innovative”
“Preliminary”
“Proliferation”
“Cinnamon”

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
“Specificity”
“British Constitution”
“Passive-aggressive disorder”
“Loquacious Transubstantiate”

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
“Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.”
“Nope, no more booze for me.”
“Sorry, but you’re not really my type.”
“Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight.”
“Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.”

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