$ Money Quotes $
“I can’t believe you like money too. We should hang out.” ~ Anonymous
- “Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.” ~ Jim Rohn
- “Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it” ~ William Somerset Maugham
- “If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.” ~ James Goldsmith
- “He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” ~ Anonymous
- “Money is the best deodorant.” ~ Elizabeth Taylor
- “It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.” ~ Kin Hubbard
- “Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there’s no such thing as exactly enough.” ~ Mignon McLaughlin
- “Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” ~ Satchel Paige
- “When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.” ~ Voltaire
- “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.” ~ Yogi Berra
- “The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.” ~ M. W. Harrison
- “When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.” ~ John Wesley
- “Life shouldn’t be printed on dollar bills.” ~ Clifford Odets
- “If you make money your god, it will plague you like the devil.”~Henry Fielding
- “If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one.”" ~ George Gobel
- “There’s no money in poetry, but then there’s no poetry in money, either.” ~ Robert Graves
- “We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs.” ~ Gloria Steinem
- “It’s a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.” ~ Albert Camus
- “Your money, or your life. We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand of us, but not when God does.” ~ Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
- “No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” ~ Quoted in “P.S. I Love You”
- “I’d like to live as a poor man with lots of money.” ~ Pablo Picasso
- “If a person gets his attitude toward money straight, it will help straighten out almost every other area in his life.” ~ Billy Graham
- “We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules.” ~ Buzzie Bavasi
- “Lack of money is the root of all evil.” ~ George Bernard Shaw
- “Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” ~ Jackie Mason
- “Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.” ~ A. A. Latimer
- “If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around.” ~ Christina Stead
- “Money may be the husk of many things but not the kernel. It brings you food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; acquaintance, but not friends; servants, but not loyalty; days of joy, but not peace or happiness.” ~ Henrik Ibsen
- “Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.” ~ Henry Wheeler Shaw
- “They deem me mad because I will not sell my days for gold; and I deem them mad because they think my days have a price.” ~ Kahlil Gibran
- “Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.” ~ William Caxton
- “Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us; but if too large, they cause us to stumble and to trip. “~ John Locke
- “He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
- “Technology now allows employers to cross the line from monitoring the work to monitoring the worker.” ~ Cindia Cameron
- “If you have to ask, you can’t afford it!” ~ J.Pierpont Morgan
- “I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” ~ Jules Renard
- “I’m not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddammit, I’m a billionaire.” ~ Howard Hughes
- “I believe in the Golden Rule — The Man with the Gold . . . Rules.” ~ Mr. T
- “The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” ~ IRS auditor
- “The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.” ~ Katharine Whitehorn
- “The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax.” ~ Albert Einstein
- “No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.” ~ Michael Pritchard
- “You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” ~ Henny Youngman
- “Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?” ~ John Barrymore
- “When a person with money meets a person with experience, the person with the experience winds up with the money and the person with the money winds up with the experience.” ~ Harvey MacKay
- “You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.” ~ John Barrymore
- “It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” ~ Milton Berle
- “I have always said that if I were a rich man, I would employ a professional praiser.” ~ Osbert Sitwell
- “There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” ~ Spencer Tracy
- “The most popular labor-saving device is still money.” ~ Phyllis George
- “I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted.” ~ George Best
- “Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.” ~ Will Rogers
- “Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?” ~ Steven Wright
- “Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for – in order to get to the job you need (to pay for the clothes and the car), and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.” ~ Ellen Goodman
- “I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.” ~ Bill Hoest
- “If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.” ~ Phyllis Diller
- “The quality of American life must keep pace with the quantity of American goods. This country cannot afford to be materially rich and spiritually poor.” ~ John F. Kennedy
- “You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.” ~ Khalil Gibran
- “Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.” ~ Anonymous
- “Death and taxes are inevitable; at least death doesn’t get worse every year.” ~ Anonymous
- “I place economy among the first and most important virtues, and public debt as the greatest of dangers. To preserve our independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt.” ~ Thomas Jefferson
- “A man can’t get rich if he takes proper care of his family.” ~ Navajo Proverb
- Baroque (adj.): When you are out of Monet.” ~ Anonymous
- “Did you hear about the blonde that sold her car for gas money?” ~ Anonymous
- “A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said ‘No change yet.’” ~ Anonymous
- “Nylons give women a run for their money.” ~ Anonymous
- “You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it. ” ~ Anonymous
- “A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.” ~ Anonymous
- “Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.” ~ Anonymous
- “Why do banks charge you a ‘non-sufficient funds fee’ on money they already know you don’t have?” ~ Stephen Wright
- “If money could talk, it would say goodbye.” ~ Anonymous
- “If we don’t control our money, it will control us.” ~ Anonymous
- “Money often costs too much.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
- “Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.” ~ Groucho Marx